Now if America has gotten with the game plan and at long last earned Her multicultural, gender and sexual equality bones, then the following video, From George Washington to Barack Obama, will proceed accordingly:
At the end of Obama's reign; after the oceans have subsided and the planet has returned to its purified state; and after America has genuflected to the United Nations and admitted total culpability for every problem in the world, ad infinitum; and after evil, job creating, wealth producing Americans have paid through the nose for their unmitigated greed; and after Guantanamo is closed, symbolically demolished and its inhabitants released on the streets on the US; and after government has at last taxed, regulated or taken over damn near everything else; the country will...must...then elect a woman. So, the new version of this video (post BO) will show The One's cherubic puss creepily morph into the delicate features of a female.
And of course it must be a liberal woman. And extra points will be awarded for a liberal, black woman. Don't misunderstand me, I have no misgivings over electing a woman - black and or otherwise. We could use a woman of Margaret Thatcher's mettle about now. But that ain't happening. At this point we are more likely to end up with a doctrinaire left leaning hag wielding a PC whip and joyfully employing the testicle lock box. In fact, as I rethink this, the royal trifecta for a future woman POTUS would be for her to be liberal, black, and lesbian. All the bases would then be covered. All the wrongs perpetrated by the white male patriarchy (for the white, male patriarchy) can be atoned for and gender and sexual justice can at long last be enjoyed. And the more I think about it, I'd have no problem with the prez being black and lesbian...as long as she isn't an ax grinding Marxist, but what is the chance of that? If Obama's succesor is black and lesbian, then you can bet your assets that she'll be able to do the progressive two step in her sleep: one, two tax, one, two spend, one, two ...
Doubtless, all the earth will rejoice with America on Her awakening. Even the head choppers will beat their scimitars into plowshares. Then again, maybe not.
At the end of Obama's reign; after the oceans have subsided and the planet has returned to its purified state; and after America has genuflected to the United Nations and admitted total culpability for every problem in the world, ad infinitum; and after evil, job creating, wealth producing Americans have paid through the nose for their unmitigated greed; and after Guantanamo is closed, symbolically demolished and its inhabitants released on the streets on the US; and after government has at last taxed, regulated or taken over damn near everything else; the country will...must...then elect a woman. So, the new version of this video (post BO) will show The One's cherubic puss creepily morph into the delicate features of a female.
And of course it must be a liberal woman. And extra points will be awarded for a liberal, black woman. Don't misunderstand me, I have no misgivings over electing a woman - black and or otherwise. We could use a woman of Margaret Thatcher's mettle about now. But that ain't happening. At this point we are more likely to end up with a doctrinaire left leaning hag wielding a PC whip and joyfully employing the testicle lock box. In fact, as I rethink this, the royal trifecta for a future woman POTUS would be for her to be liberal, black, and lesbian. All the bases would then be covered. All the wrongs perpetrated by the white male patriarchy (for the white, male patriarchy) can be atoned for and gender and sexual justice can at long last be enjoyed. And the more I think about it, I'd have no problem with the prez being black and lesbian...as long as she isn't an ax grinding Marxist, but what is the chance of that? If Obama's succesor is black and lesbian, then you can bet your assets that she'll be able to do the progressive two step in her sleep: one, two tax, one, two spend, one, two ...
Doubtless, all the earth will rejoice with America on Her awakening. Even the head choppers will beat their scimitars into plowshares. Then again, maybe not.
2 comments:
Does that photo depict Nancy Pelosi? And if so, was it doctored?
With or without Photoshop, she is scary to look at. Hopefully conservativism can make a respectable comeback during Obama's first term, and for its next president the USA can get a Margaret Thatcher instead of a Nancy Pelosi, or a Whoopi Goldberg (she's lesbian, no? ...or maybe just played one in a movie...), or whatever the liberal ideal is these days.
ECI: Actually if you search for Pelosi photos you'll find some when she was not a bad looking old babe. I suppose that the photo I posted was p-shopped, but then again...the burden of govrnment may have taken its toll. LOL!
In any case, I thought that pic better suited the tone of the post which hopefully dripped with sarcasm.
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