For all you stressed out sheep out there still Christmas shopping for last minute gifts for people you really don't like very much in the first place - a big HO double HO to ya!...and two helpful words: Internet shopping!So Caroline Kennedy wants to play the Kennedy card and scoop up Hillary Clinton's soon to be vacant senate seat. Charles Krauthammer takes on the silly notion that Sweet Caroline's blue blood is a viable qualification. Didn't we settle this royal ascendancy issue in 76? 1776 that is.
Alas the College football bowl season has begun. Out of the of the 800 bowl games on tap this season, I think I'm looking most forward to the Guam Tech vs. Dildo State game. An instant classic for sure. Of course I'll be watching our Clemson Tigers take on the Nebraska don't call me Corn Huskers in the Gator Bowl January 1. It appears that Nebraska has dropped their "corn" these days for the abbreviated Huskers. What's up with that? Was Corn offended? In this era of rampant political correctness, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that vegetables are people too.
And just in time for Christmas: The Council on American-Islamic relations (CAIR) demands sensitivity and diversity training for Long John Silvers employees. It seems an offending Jesus message was found in a happy meal by a meek and sensitive Muslim youth (oh the humanity!). Don't you people have women to humiliate and buses to blow up? Good grief. In a somewhat related matter...
Happy Kwanzaa to you folks in which gullibility is an art form. Annie C tells the sordid story better than anybody...an expose' worth reading. From the article:
(Sing to "Jingle Bells")
Kwanzaa bells, dashikis sell
Whitey has to pay;
Burning, shooting, oh what fun
On this made-up holiday!
Meanwhile Congress just gave themselves a $4700 raise. This brings the average pay for members up to $174,000. Pretty brazen stuff given the slumping economy; and more so given the inconvenient fact that their own waste and mismanagement is a primary culprit. Something smells in DC alright Harry, and it isn't the tourist you corrupt bastard.
Hey, I can't leave on such a sour note, especially during this festive time of the year. So Merry Christmas blog world. And don't forget to leave ol' Santa a cookie and big glass of Glenlivet. It's the least you can do.
6 comments:
I would be OK with calling Nebraska just Corn. Here's to your Clemson, not a Nebraska fan
Hey, Larry. Nice blog. Re: Kwanzaa being a made-up holiday, I have some bad news for you. All holidays are made up. Just saying.
Merry Christmas.
Here's to a very witty and merry Christmas to all at Da Hum!
Merry Christmas to all the Larry's and of course t. I look forward to more ranting and raving in '09! :)N
Glad I found you. I'll be checking back. By the way, I now have a new ditty thanks to you. Happy RamaHannaKwansmas!
I'm glad I found you through Chuck's site, too! Great stuff.
Don't you wonder at the sensitive muslim youth and atheists who can't STAND to see the word JESUS? Maybe they're so sure it's true it scares them to death..ya think!? I like to think so!
As for the sensitivity of congress giving themselves raises at a time like this..............no words. Plus, I don't curse on the blogosphere, but....@*(#$&*$&*()&!!!! WHERE IS THE MEDIA ON THAT?
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