Tamika: "Reporting live from the Pelion Peanut Festival is our very own Harvey Hooper...Harv, what's going on out there tonight?"
Harvey: "Hi Tamika, we're in Pelion for the peanut festival"
Tamika: "Right Harv...so what's happening?"
Harvey: "They're selling peanuts" (silence)
Tamika: "Er...is there a big crowd out there tonight?"
Harvey: "Yeah, big crowd, big crowd...all eating peanuts" (silence)
Tamika: "Well, uh, Harvey, Did you try some of the famous Pelion peanuts?"
Harvey: "Yup" (dead air type of silence)
Tamika: "Er, okay...I'll bet they were really tasty, right?"
Harvey: "Too salty"
Tamika: "Yeah, I'll bet they were delicious. You're just gonna have to bring back some for everyone here in the newsroom"
Harvey: "Too salty"
Tamika: "So Harvey, it looks like another big crowd this year"
Harvey: "My feet are swelling"
Tamika: "The crowds, Harvey. Is that a carnval ride I see behind you there?"
Harvey: "Yeah, it's called the Salt Lick ride...my arms are swelling now"
Tamika: "Bands...any bands playing tonight?"
Harvey: "Yeah...Morton and the Old Salts. My foot just exploded"
Tamika: "Well, that was a live report from..."
Harvey: "I feel like the Dead Sea"
Tamika: "er...uhh...reporting live from the Pelion Peanut..."
Harvey: "It's raining...I'm melting...melting...mel"
Tamika: "Thanks Harv. And when we come back, the opening ceremonies in China"
To commercial.
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