Is it just me or do you expect Michael Phelps, after he gets back home with all that gold, to show up in some of those Geico caveman commercials. He is one scary cat. He has a tall man's torso, a short mans legs, big Sasquatch feet, long gorilla arms and just a hint of cro-magnon in the forehead area. So, he ain't as pretty as Mark Spitz, but you got to hand it to him, he did some gonzo swimming over there in Bayjing. Hey Chairman Mao, that's 8 gold medals. Yall got anybody who did anything like that? Didn't think so. Take that you bunch of freedom hating, hieroglyphic writing commies.
The Red, White and Blue still leads in the medal count, yet the Red Horde has the gold lead. It always seems to work out that way when you're competing behind the gulag curtain. Russian judges, Chinese judges, they all sing the same old tune: If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em.
And lest we forget, here is this from 72. And that was without the common decency of a reach around (about the 4:10 mark).
Keep the pressure on 'em Team USA.
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What Phelps needs is Marks 1970 porno mustasche. Also was the 72 team cheated or was it just a coincidence that the 1972 U.S. Olympic basketball team -- the first American squad ever to lose a game -- had USC's Kevin Joyce on its roster? Chicken curce anyone.
Bueller Ferris Bueller.
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