Nov 23, 2008

The "mistress", elfing and Rivalry Week!

So t. durham thinks dame Gorelick is one of Lucifer's bed buddies. Well so does Doug Ross. From "the wall" to Fannie Mae, Ross recounts the mistress of mayem's questionable past . He also has Obamanopoly. Pass go and get $200 of the bail out money.

I'm happy to see that homeless Charlotte guy Reid wrote about here recently has been effectively "elfed"...along with Gomez the family cat . Purrrfect.

It's rivalry week here in South Carolina once again. It's the Clemson Tigers vs. the University of Spurrier Worshippers. Of course, South Carolina fans point to their treacherous SEC schedule as a "leg up" against the Tigers who are limping home behind interim coach, Dabo Swinney. Not to mention the fact that CU plays in the totally limp wristed ACC. Hope springs eternal for SC fans this year: from the warehouse district surrounding Billy Brice to the favorite bars of the SC players down in 5 Points, there's a feeling in the air that this is the year that they stomp a mud hole through the "taters". Of course, if they lose it's because of that treacherous SEC schedule and the battering the team gets by playing it. A form of reasoning better known as "Cock Logic" Stay tuned.

2 comments:

Nikki said...

ok I am cheering for Clemson...nothing like a cocky gamecock going down just like the freakin cougs! I LOVE IT...:)N

Thomas Lawrence said...

Nikki, this is an intense rivalry. If you lived out here you'd learn to hate the gamecocks just as much as I do. Go Utes...need to win their bowl game!