Funny you should mention McCain...

...and link to Ian Gilliam of the band Jethro Tull on the same post.

Recent background checks into presidential nominees have revealed an interesting fact about the 'real' John McCain. McCain's real first name is not John, but Jethro, a fact he's tried to cover up since his first senatorial bid. And all those missed votes in the senate coincide with a certain band's touring schedule. Last but not least, his wife is a hottie. No woman who looks like this

will be caught dead with a guy who looks like this


...unless he's a rocker!



Recent photos taken by stealth paparazzi have revealed for the first time who the real McCain is and what he actually does for a living:













McCain after a shave and a haircut