but you see, we're having a severe drought here in the Carolinas and Georgia and that teency weency tropical storm brewing out there in the G of M might just be the ticket to ending it...or at least -alleviating it. That is assuming it can penetrate the high pressure force field erected over South Carolina by Al Gore; which causes the drought, which makes it hot, which forces us into purchasing carbon credits from him on account of our extreme over use of air conditioning. You know, the "footprint" thing. Al is still worried about the dog.
So, you folks down in the Gulf: Brownsville, Corpus Christi, etc, etc, batten down, stay safe, and pray that Dolly blows through quickly and heads straight for your brothers and sisters in Caroline where there is an extreme H2O shortage. We need a little cats and dogs action here for sure.
How about a fantastic rendition of this to get you fellows in the mood.
Note to N.O. : If Dolly comes your way...LEAVE!
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