Jan 13, 2009
Stay Tuned...
Larry T. Durham is on "assignment" in the back woods of Up Country South Carolina. If he survives the ordeal, he'll return with all new moronic examples of pure frontier gibberish.
Jan 5, 2009
From the blind squirrel finds nut department...
Even the progressive minds at the Huffington Puffington Post are beginning to question the Goracle (oh the humanity!). Hat Tip to Planet Gore on NRO. But you ecocondriacs can cheer up. There is always something to worry about.
Jan 3, 2009
The natural progression...
Now if America has gotten with the game plan and at long last earned Her multicultural, gender and sexual equality bones, then the following video, From George Washington to Barack Obama, will proceed accordingly:
At the end of Obama's reign; after the oceans have subsided and the planet has returned to its purified state; and after America has genuflected to the United Nations and admitted total culpability for every problem in the world, ad infinitum; and after evil, job creating, wealth producing Americans have paid through the nose for their unmitigated greed; and after Guantanamo is closed, symbolically demolished and its inhabitants released on the streets on the US; and after government has at last taxed, regulated or taken over damn near everything else; the country will...must...then elect a woman. So, the new version of this video (post BO) will show The One's cherubic puss creepily morph into the delicate features of a female.
And of course it must be a liberal woman. And extra points will be awarded for a liberal, black woman. Don't misunderstand me, I have no misgivings over electing a woman - black and or otherwise. We could use a woman of Margaret Thatcher's mettle about now. But that ain't happening. At this point we are more likely to end up with a doctrinaire left leaning hag wielding a PC whip and joyfully employing the testicle lock box. In fact, as I rethink this, the royal trifecta for a future woman POTUS would be for her to be liberal, black, and lesbian. All the bases would then be covered. All the wrongs perpetrated by the white male patriarchy (for the white, male patriarchy) can be atoned for and gender and sexual justice can at long last be enjoyed. And the more I think about it, I'd have no problem with the prez being black and lesbian...as long as she isn't an ax grinding Marxist, but what is the chance of that? If Obama's succesor is black and lesbian, then you can bet your assets that she'll be able to do the progressive two step in her sleep: one, two tax, one, two spend, one, two ...
Doubtless, all the earth will rejoice with America on Her awakening. Even the head choppers will beat their scimitars into plowshares. Then again, maybe not.
At the end of Obama's reign; after the oceans have subsided and the planet has returned to its purified state; and after America has genuflected to the United Nations and admitted total culpability for every problem in the world, ad infinitum; and after evil, job creating, wealth producing Americans have paid through the nose for their unmitigated greed; and after Guantanamo is closed, symbolically demolished and its inhabitants released on the streets on the US; and after government has at last taxed, regulated or taken over damn near everything else; the country will...must...then elect a woman. So, the new version of this video (post BO) will show The One's cherubic puss creepily morph into the delicate features of a female.
And of course it must be a liberal woman. And extra points will be awarded for a liberal, black woman. Don't misunderstand me, I have no misgivings over electing a woman - black and or otherwise. We could use a woman of Margaret Thatcher's mettle about now. But that ain't happening. At this point we are more likely to end up with a doctrinaire left leaning hag wielding a PC whip and joyfully employing the testicle lock box. In fact, as I rethink this, the royal trifecta for a future woman POTUS would be for her to be liberal, black, and lesbian. All the bases would then be covered. All the wrongs perpetrated by the white male patriarchy (for the white, male patriarchy) can be atoned for and gender and sexual justice can at long last be enjoyed. And the more I think about it, I'd have no problem with the prez being black and lesbian...as long as she isn't an ax grinding Marxist, but what is the chance of that? If Obama's succesor is black and lesbian, then you can bet your assets that she'll be able to do the progressive two step in her sleep: one, two tax, one, two spend, one, two ...
Doubtless, all the earth will rejoice with America on Her awakening. Even the head choppers will beat their scimitars into plowshares. Then again, maybe not.
Jan 1, 2009
You win some, you lose some and some get rained out...
The Tigers played tough today, but The Huskers were a little bit better. Clemson had the ball first and goal just inside the ten with a buck fifty to go...but it wasn't meant to be: Nebraska wins the Gator Bowl 26-21.
Hats off to Coach Swinney and the boys for rebounding from their mid season malaise to lay a little wood and regain some lost pride. Here's to better days.
And speaking of rebounding, it's time for college hoops! And what's this?!! Our beloved Tigers are 13-0, ranked in the top 20 and fresh off an imperial ass whipping of the hated South Carolina Gamecocks. Coach Purnell's team looks good. Don't be surprised to see them advance a round or two come March Madness time. You heard it first...right here at MTH.
And now we return to the mind addled, irreverent views of 'Midst The Hum.
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